Girlfrenter

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When you start sleeping with the girl renting the other apartment in your building.

How long will it take Mike's girlfrenter to want a real relationship and stop paying rent?

Girlfrenter by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010

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Girfriend

A girfriend is what happens when you try to type "girfriend" but your fingers are trembling from anxiety so you type "girfriend" instead

Oh yeah I have a girfriend. But she goes to a different school so you don't know her. Pls retweet

Girfriend by Michael Flynn May 23, 2016

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Girfriend Cleptomaniac

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.

" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

Girfriend Cleptomaniac by applesz. March 31, 2009

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girlfrenema

a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you

I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!

girlfrenema by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 15, 2015

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Girfenshmurph

1. When you come upon a slight inconvenience
2. When you get very excited for something

“Did you hear that Ian Somerhalder died?!”
“GIRFENSHMURPH?! HE WAS MY FAVORITE ACTOR”

Girfenshmurph by Caroline and Keira May 9, 2021

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girren

Best imessage pool player you’ll ever know

Girren beat me in pool 5 times in a row

girren by Definitely not girren November 22, 2021

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Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

Ur girfriend a bell end by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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