girlfrenema
a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you
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Girlfrienemy
Your girlfriend's friends that constantly talk shit about you and desire nothing more than to a.) Get your girlfriend to break up with you or b.) Fuck around behind your back.
Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.
Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.
John knew he had a new Girlfrienemy when his girlfriend started hanging out with the fat chick from work and arguments inevitably took place the day after about how shitty a boyfriend he had become.
Girlfrienemy by DuffyMcBluff December 12, 2011
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Girlfrienemy
Super hot girlfriend that's out to stab your back but for some reason keeps on kissing you and telling you she will never leave.
Names chosen randomly
Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?
Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?
Girlfrienemy by InfoKid December 6, 2012
girlfriendmanship
Like sportsmanship, but for boyfriend duties: the art of being thoughtful, respectful, responsible, and emotionally attuned while mastering dating and relationship dynamics.
Good girlfriendmanship includes noticing subtle tweaks to her appearance, remembering small details, being mindful of her needs, knowing when to listen and when to offer advice, turning everyday chores into fun shared activities, and making her feel genuinely loved and appreciated.
In 2022, a forum user coined the term as a humorous way to describe relationship savvy.
Good girlfriendmanship includes noticing subtle tweaks to her appearance, remembering small details, being mindful of her needs, knowing when to listen and when to offer advice, turning everyday chores into fun shared activities, and making her feel genuinely loved and appreciated.
In 2022, a forum user coined the term as a humorous way to describe relationship savvy.
Her day was a mess, so he ran her a bath, queued her favorite relaxation playlist, and left a heartfelt note on the mirror. Pure girlfriendmanship.
At a crowded party, Zac's girlfriendmanship really showed when he noticed her having a silent anxiety attack, brought her candy and water, and stayed with her until she felt ready to join the party.
At a crowded party, Zac's girlfriendmanship really showed when he noticed her having a silent anxiety attack, brought her candy and water, and stayed with her until she felt ready to join the party.
girlfriendmanship by Zacci November 2, 2025
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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