Giraffes 

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.

"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!

Giraffes by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018

giraffes and zebras 

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

giraffes and zebras by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

giraffes baws 

A piece of information that someone doesn't understand. Usually too technical or outwith the persons field of knowledge.

"I've no idea what you guys are talking about... that's total giraffes baws. It went right over my head"

giraffes baws by Bryan McPhail September 9, 2005

queer giraffes 

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.

Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!


Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!

queer giraffes by Saverio January 7, 2005

Making giraffes 

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

Making giraffes by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

beach giraffes 

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

beach giraffes by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022

Fart under a giraffes ass 

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

Fart under a giraffes ass by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019