Giordino 

The sexiest man you’ll ever meet. Period.

Girl 1: omg who is that god walking amongst mortals?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Giordino.

Giordino by meanwhile.inaparalleluniverse November 23, 2021

Giordano 

A sexy mother fucker who is definitely not gay and gets girls just as easily as Gianni does and better cuz Gianni is bisexual.

I’m such a Giordano right now.

Giordano by 6969696969696868 August 25, 2021

Giordanos 

An American- Italian cuisine that makes American super obese by serving people Chicago style pizzas with super thicke cheese these restaurants r usually found near states located near the Mexican boarders

Hey r you going to Giordanos today?

Nawh not today went yesterday

Giordanos by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

Giordion 

A cute, awkward boy. He loves his friends and pets the most. He is really smart, but only at times he feels like it. Probably a gamer.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there, he is so adorable!
Girl 2: I reckon he is a Giordion ;)

Giordion by countryboyiluhu June 11, 2018

Eva Giordano 

Eva is so sweet and can't help but to smile at everything. She may seem ackward at first but once she gets used to you and she'll show her crazy self. She is kind from the inside out. She'll never porpusly say something to hurt someone. If you actually know her, you'll know what I mean. She will do anything for her friends, even if it gets her in trouble. Once you've earned her loyalty, she'll do anything for you.

"Damn! Who's that?"
"That's Eva Giordano. She's cute right?"

Eva Giordano by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

al giordano 

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

al giordano by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Giordano 

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

Giordano by MetagamePro September 9, 2018