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Giordano 

A sexy mother fucker who is definitely not gay and gets girls just as easily as Gianni does and better cuz Gianni is bisexual.
I’m such a Giordano right now.
Giordano by 6969696969696868 August 25, 2021

Giordanos 

An American- Italian cuisine that makes American super obese by serving people Chicago style pizzas with super thicke cheese these restaurants r usually found near states located near the Mexican boarders
Hey r you going to Giordanos today?

Nawh not today went yesterday
Giordanos by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

Giordion 

A cute, awkward boy. He loves his friends and pets the most. He is really smart, but only at times he feels like it. Probably a gamer.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there, he is so adorable!
Girl 2: I reckon he is a Giordion ;)
Giordion by countryboyiluhu June 11, 2018

Eva Giordano 

Eva is so sweet and can't help but to smile at everything. She may seem ackward at first but once she gets used to you and she'll show her crazy self. She is kind from the inside out. She'll never porpusly say something to hurt someone. If you actually know her, you'll know what I mean. She will do anything for her friends, even if it gets her in trouble. Once you've earned her loyalty, she'll do anything for you.
"Damn! Who's that?"
"That's Eva Giordano. She's cute right?"
Eva Giordano by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

al giordano 

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.
I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

Giordano 

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.
descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.
Giordano by MetagamePro September 9, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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