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Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
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dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
dirty ginsberg by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

The Full Ginsberg 

1. Name of the attorney for Monica Lewinsky who hit all the Sunday Morning talk shows back in the "what is your definition of is?" Bill Clinton BJ Scandal.

2. References anyone (most recently Barack Obama) who goes to all the Sunday Morning talk shows to push an issue. Person is usually loved or hated after this excursion.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Pres. Obama on the sunday morning talk shows this past week?

Person 2: No man, I was totally hungover and watching the NFL, but I hear he pulled "The Full Ginsberg"
The Full Ginsberg by resdog502 September 23, 2009

Darth Vader Ginsberg 

A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.

Allen Ginsberg 

A revolutionary, subversive and non-violent poet who became known for his association with the beatniks of the late forties and fifties, but later became involved in the flower children movement of the sixties. His controversial poem, "Howl," was tried in obscenity court for its content, but Ginsberg was victorious in its acquittal.
Allen Ginsberg was the original hipster.
Allen Ginsberg by tizzicolton September 26, 2010

Ginsberg 

(N)A random comment or rambling with absolutly no relativity to the conversation at hand. This term was coined in Lake George NY 2/11/05
Borkin: Hey let's go the vending machine
Rob: You dont even knwo where the vending machine is!
ginsberg---> Borkin - did columbus know where America was?...
Ginsberg by AJ February 14, 2005

ginsberg 

An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.
"Oy vey, pass me some of that ginsberg!"

"Hey Gentile, get away from that shit."
ginsberg by Desmond White December 1, 2009