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Gimpleton 

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored
James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.
Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.
Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.
gumbleton by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.
A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."
simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013