Gimpleton.
Gimpleton. by MrA77 March 25, 2024
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Gimpleton
Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Gimpleton by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Gimpleton • Grimpleton • simpleton • Giggleton • gimplet • Gimpton • grimbleton • gumbleton • pimpleton • Simpleton-Brainer
James Simpleton
One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008
Wimpleton
A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.
Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.
Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020
gumbleton
Or "The Gumbleton"
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gumbleton by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009
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