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Gimpton is a British slang word used when attempting to insult ones intelligence. It can be used to replace words such as fool, stupid, idiot, retard, and shit for brains.
Arthur: Hello, Stuart. It’s very chilly today!

Stuart: No shit Arthur, you big gimpton!
Gimpton by I’m no Gimpton June 7, 2018
Words you can keep
Quite frankly the biggest shithole in Leeds. Full of druggies, alcoholics and the occasional glue sniffer. Your socks will be stolen, don't expect to return from the area.
"Going to Gipton Today"

"Man I hope you know you'll get murdered in Gipton"
Gipton by Polish Glue Sniffer June 20, 2017
Gimptina (gimp-tee-na):

n.

(1) a female who is regarded by others as "high maintenance" or very demanding of others. She tends to "yap away" or talk voraciously, almost seemingly unending. In addition, she has very harsh rhetoric and when communicating over the internet "e-burn" is a common symptom.

(2) A person regarded as a "gimp" with (-tina) added to the end - referring to the "un-cool" character of the person.
1) Gimptina, I feel the e-burn.

2) Gimptina's always lack the awesome trait.
gimptina by Pete Gellar March 9, 2007

giptonite 

A scally from gipton (Leeds) who wears the same washed out tight blue jeans tucked into his cheap socks complete with the standard giptonite footwear: rockports. Normally wears about 73 cheap gold sovereign rings together with a fake red/blue/green berghaus fleece. They are also infamous for the compulsory faded baseball cap tilted at approximately 82 degrees showing a manky fringe which is normally left to grow obscuring vision while the rest of their head is shaved. From the lack of clean water combined with the allergy to reading, culture etc. they "mature" to be hateful, and ignorant growing to hate all the rich people, black people, asian people, gay people etc.
Harmless in small numbers, but dangerous in a group of about twenty+ Normally called Kayley, Danny, Jimmy, Kacey Kimberley, or anything else that can be shortened to have an "ay" sound at the end.
Walk into any standard dole office/kwiksave/jjb and you are sure to find a couple of giptonites circulating around the exits with more than they walked in with. Stear Clear
giptonite by Northern Grammer July 24, 2004
A small village in deepest darkest west norfolk.
Yeh i live in Gimston, neh buffalo girl goes round the outside neh neh
Gimston by King Randor October 18, 2010

Gipton whopper 

One who comes from gipton who usually talks and good game, but also talks a lot if shite too! Usual ends most sentences with the word "mush" or "cho"
Scott gillatt! "ere mush straight up bashed that girl last!"

Stop lying! You gipton whopper!

Gipton kiss 

Originated in (obviously) Gipton. It means to headbut someone, whilst trying to make it sound "pleasant"
What eh? Do you want a Gipton kiss?
Gipton kiss by The chosen one March 13, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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