gilqing

sticking your dick in a girl's ear while you grapple her nostrils and lick her boogers. the process gives permanent skibidi brainrot

"Oh yeah, me and Jagan Chetty were gilqing all of last night. That bitch is freaky!"

gilqing by cosmiccow86690 March 23, 2024

Gilqing

Gilqing is an erotic past time/workout that intails attaching a live fishing to your genitals and letting it hang there. This workout is used to help improve genital size and length.

Bob: Hey did you hear Alex started Gilqing?

John: Wow I hear that's a really good cardio exercise

Gilqing by Freak God May 18, 2024

Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.

Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*

Gillingham School by mrtechrelated March 13, 2013

Gilding the Lilly 

To adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful. The expression is a condensation of Shakespeare's metaphor in King John: "To gild refined gold, to paint the lily ... is wasteful and ridiculous excess." i.e., you wouldn't need to add gold to a beautiful lily.

Jennilyn is so beauitful that putting on makeup is just Gilding the Lilly.

Gilding the Lilly by _Andy_ June 24, 2006

Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.

Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*

Gillingham School by Hugerection October 17, 2019

Gilding the Menorah 

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.

Gilding the Menorah by dien furer September 2, 2010

Gillingham sandhu 

Sandhu is like the God of gillingham he owns the oldest kebab shop in the whole world his kebabs are the pengest munch ever created sandhu himself is the only person who stops gillingham noddy from destroying the universe he doesn't have enough power to kill him outright but can suppress his powers he is like the peace keeper of the universe he is the only pure thing left in this world there is no way to harm this man he is the one true God he only cooks halal as any good man should the beautiful smell of his kebab meat keeps noddy away from his shop it has not been tested but sandhu may have the perfect weapon to end gillingham noddys life by sacrificing one of his peng kebabs to the anti Christ and killing him instantly

Gillingham Sandhu makes peng kebabs bruv am I right

Gillingham sandhu by Bignibs July 3, 2019