2 definitions by Bignibs
An absolute savage who you will find wandering the lawless streets of Chatham or gillingham (if your lucky) he keeps this lawless land in line (he once saved a whole orphanage from a fire) if he asked you for any amount of money you will give it to him or your family will face a horrible curse for 6 years all of your earnings will plummet until you become a homless sket this fucking barbarian one killed a plane full of terrorists with just the edge of a pound coin and landed it safely saving about 500 disabled babys from the terroist scum
by Bignibs July 3, 2019
Sandhu is like the God of gillingham he owns the oldest kebab shop in the whole world his kebabs are the pengest munch ever created sandhu himself is the only person who stops gillingham noddy from destroying the universe he doesn't have enough power to kill him outright but can suppress his powers he is like the peace keeper of the universe he is the only pure thing left in this world there is no way to harm this man he is the one true God he only cooks halal as any good man should the beautiful smell of his kebab meat keeps noddy away from his shop it has not been tested but sandhu may have the perfect weapon to end gillingham noddys life by sacrificing one of his peng kebabs to the anti Christ and killing him instantly
by Bignibs July 3, 2019