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Gilmorton 

Gilmorton is a sleepy village in the middle of nowhere. Gilmorton is home to the worst football club in Leicestershire. Now home to 4 new fucking giant wind turbines it will become a world renowned shit hole and get taken over by weed smokers and piss heads from the nearby Lutterworth.

Often referred to as Gilly.

Village chant: C'mon you gillies
You going Gilmorton ?

Nah man what a shit whole, rather just play COD.......
Gilmorton by Fuckthisvillage April 29, 2011
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Gilmourton 

Gilmourton has been voted Britains hardest village. It only has around 30 citizens but they still manage to cause mayhem.
I was out in 'Gilmourton' last night but i got beat up by a 6 year old.
Gilmourton by echoesareshite May 12, 2009

Lauren Gilmartin 

A viral video sensation of March 2011. She is known primarily for being part dog, part dwarf, and part cheesecake.
Yo did you see that video of Lauren Gilmartin, what is wrong with that thing.

gilmanton 

This town sucks ass. It might as well be underground, because no-one knows where it is anyway. Though it strongly resembles the frontier land of early America, it is home to just about the coolest people on earth.
you live in gilmanton? i can't believe you'd admit that to anyone you loser!
gilmanton by pulease February 3, 2005

Gilmorgan 

noun,

Gilmorgan refers to the backside portion of a chicken wing. Recognized by the extra bone and jagged edge on the wing. It is the meat in between or the meat to bone ratio that is known as it's Gilmorgan.
Nice Gilmorgan! chickenwing wing
Gilmorgan by Koods May 5, 2011

gigamorton 

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). At these levels the body is completely salt.
See Also Mortons, KiloMorton, MegaMorton
He got kicked off his team after breaking his RGB keyboard over some sort of Battle Royale, these levels measure in the GigaMortons!
gigamorton by NightWolf August 26, 2018
That small fold in shorts or pants that makes it look like you have a tiny toner.
*Girl giggles* Look at his tiny boner!

That's just my Gilmartin!!
Gilmartin by Andy_panda June 21, 2013