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A fat fuck who likes to eat, smoke weed, and make strange noises. The term was originally started by members of the Port Washington high school football team, but has since become part of the vernacular at many colleges along the east coast.
(after drinking a half-gallon of orange juice and smoking 2 blunts)
Matt: MATT MAGGOGGGGER!
Zack: man, I wish I could be a Gilardo like Matt
Matt: SHUT THE BEUCK UP!
Gilardo by bob16723 February 9, 2010
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the ultimate in hilarious, signified by the special first character, a "G"

1.adjective
a) kelly, that was gilarious!
b) you are incredibily gilarious
c) oh, thats better than hilarious, thats Gilarious!!
gilarious by beingdevious September 27, 2005
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When you giggle because something is so damn hilarious
- gawd he was so worried when I said what I was doing *ghahahagigglemorph*
- so gilarious!
Gilarious by Jedia July 26, 2012

Gildardo 

Damm dude that Guy is GILDARDO!
Gildardo by Gildardo June 1, 2011
Girardot, when something rocks hard core!
John's new hat is so girardot.
girardot by Jessika Lane Girardot February 8, 2007
So funny, better then Hilarious - named after Gilly
Thats so funny, better then Hilarious, its Gilarious! Just like Gilly would say.
Gilarious by Kagey38 July 22, 2019

Gildardo 

Gil is the type of person you see at surface value and think "Hey, that's a normal person" but in reality, when you take a deeper dive into getting to know him as a human individual, you will realize that you've allowed a parasitic leach into your life with no way of getting out because you didn't read the Terms and Conditions. There is no turning back, but lucky for you I have a solution. You must take him under your wing and do your best to raise him on your own. It's your time to become his step dad, but hey it's not all bad. It's not guaranteed but you might have a chance with his grandmother.
Person A: Hey, is that guy "his own man."
Person B: No...... no no no........... oh god no what are you thinking are you blind you must be to have come to such an idiotically warped conclusion, that right there good sir is a Gildardo.
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