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gjon's tears
lovely guy with perfect french accent and curly hair.he took the third place in eurovision 2021 and won thousands hearts.the cutest 22 years old teenager with kind heart and obsession with chocolate.the man who brought ikea furniture to Eurovision and dresses the curtain on turquoise carpet.he kills everybody his high notes and loves Switzerland and its flag.literally the best.
gjon's tears by ovsyanka May 30, 2021
Gionni
He is the most amazing guy you will ever lay your eyes on. He is very emotional but try's to hide it. He is silly and sweet. He may be short but he has a temper. He is the most loyal boyfriend out there and my not haves lost of money but will buy you anything you want. He has a smile that can change anyone's mood. He may act all tough but really he is a softy and has the biggest heart. He is also a smart ass sometimes but he will protect you at any cost. He gets jealous sometimes and doesn't want anyone else to have his girl. He is a amazing cuddle buddy but is awkward at times. He has the most beautiful eyes. He's a keeper.
Gionni by My_definitions_@? June 9, 2019
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GIJoe hand by PG10 December 11, 2010
Gionni
Huge heart that always gives and never expects anything in return. Doesnt deny his awesomeness but is not conceded. Uses his creative mind to be amazing in bed
Gionni by LoveLmfaoGirl November 22, 2011
Gjon
Masculine, Albanian form of John. Derived from Hebrew.
Meaning: Gift from God, Hope. Also known as a Sex God. Gjon is a strong male, with definitive practices. Gjon has strong values & morals. Gjon is also a ladies man.
Pronounced: XHAN or JHAN.
Meaning: Gift from God, Hope. Also known as a Sex God. Gjon is a strong male, with definitive practices. Gjon has strong values & morals. Gjon is also a ladies man.
Pronounced: XHAN or JHAN.
Gjon rocks the socks.
Gjon pummeled his girlfriend in bed.
Gjon is the man.
Gjon has a great heart.
Gjon has no shame in his game.
Gjon is a God
Gjon pummeled his girlfriend in bed.
Gjon is the man.
Gjon has a great heart.
Gjon has no shame in his game.
Gjon is a God
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