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Masculine, Albanian form of John. Derived from Hebrew.
Meaning: Gift from God, Hope. Also known as a Sex God. Gjon is a strong male, with definitive practices. Gjon has strong values & morals. Gjon is also a ladies man.

Pronounced: XHAN or JHAN.
Gjon rocks the socks.

Gjon pummeled his girlfriend in bed.

Gjon is the man.

Gjon has a great heart.

Gjon has no shame in his game.

Gjon is a God
Gjon by heyaw February 4, 2010
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gjon's tears 

lovely guy with perfect french accent and curly hair.he took the third place in eurovision 2021 and won thousands hearts.the cutest 22 years old teenager with kind heart and obsession with chocolate.the man who brought ikea furniture to Eurovision and dresses the curtain on turquoise carpet.he kills everybody his high notes and loves Switzerland and its flag.literally the best.
gjon's tears is the best artist in the world
gjon's tears by ovsyanka May 30, 2021
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Gjoni is a nickname for Gjon, and comes from East-Europe/Asia. Gjoni typically has hair on his cheeks, and stresses alot. He likes to tell stories, and chill out at the local shopping-mall. He is a positive and active boy who loves to play Skyrim and LOL. He likes to chill out with Santa, Woolsocks, Benjamin Franklin, the North-Norwegian Kurdish with lots of hair on his body, the Onion named Martin, Liam from 1D, Gitle van Swingthroat and the Uv-inator. He is known to create socially awkward situations by doing something REALLY wierd.
Often said:
"Gutta, GUTTA?!"

Often said about him:
"Har noen sett Gjoni?"
"Gjoni burde skaffe seg mobil"
Gjoni by Gunnarene January 7, 2012
The most autistic person you will ever meet. You have a predator computer and call someone a fucking bitch when they shut it off
gjone by Faggot69696969696969696 December 14, 2017

Gjonsexual 

When you’re attracted to a Eurovision singer named Gjon Muharemaj (Gjon’s Tears)and you’re in love or obsessed with him.
Look! She’s Gjonsexual, she’s obsessed with Gjon’s Tears.
Gjonsexual by dorentina May 28, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026