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Masculine, Albanian form of John. Derived from Hebrew.
Meaning: Gift from God, Hope. Also known as a Sex God. Gjon is a strong male, with definitive practices. Gjon has strong values & morals. Gjon is also a ladies man.

Pronounced: XHAN or JHAN.
Gjon rocks the socks.

Gjon pummeled his girlfriend in bed.

Gjon is the man.

Gjon has a great heart.

Gjon has no shame in his game.

Gjon is a God
Gjon by heyaw February 4, 2010
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gjon's tears 

lovely guy with perfect french accent and curly hair.he took the third place in eurovision 2021 and won thousands hearts.the cutest 22 years old teenager with kind heart and obsession with chocolate.the man who brought ikea furniture to Eurovision and dresses the curtain on turquoise carpet.he kills everybody his high notes and loves Switzerland and its flag.literally the best.
gjon's tears is the best artist in the world
gjon's tears by ovsyanka May 30, 2021
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Gjoni is a nickname for Gjon, and comes from East-Europe/Asia. Gjoni typically has hair on his cheeks, and stresses alot. He likes to tell stories, and chill out at the local shopping-mall. He is a positive and active boy who loves to play Skyrim and LOL. He likes to chill out with Santa, Woolsocks, Benjamin Franklin, the North-Norwegian Kurdish with lots of hair on his body, the Onion named Martin, Liam from 1D, Gitle van Swingthroat and the Uv-inator. He is known to create socially awkward situations by doing something REALLY wierd.
Often said:
"Gutta, GUTTA?!"

Often said about him:
"Har noen sett Gjoni?"
"Gjoni burde skaffe seg mobil"
Gjoni by Gunnarene January 7, 2012
The most autistic person you will ever meet. You have a predator computer and call someone a fucking bitch when they shut it off
gjone by Faggot69696969696969696 December 14, 2017

Gjonsexual 

When you’re attracted to a Eurovision singer named Gjon Muharemaj (Gjon’s Tears)and you’re in love or obsessed with him.
Look! She’s Gjonsexual, she’s obsessed with Gjon’s Tears.
Gjonsexual by dorentina May 28, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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