girthwaken

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.

Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.

girthwaken by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

GirthusMaximus

The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.

1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.

2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?

GirthusMaximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

girth intruder

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girth Queen

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.

Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol

Girth Queen by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 26, 2015

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

Girth University by Girth University February 18, 2018

Girth Queen

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.

Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol

Girth Queen by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 26, 2015

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

Giirth

girthwaken

GirthusMaximus

girth intruder

Girth Queen

Girth University

Girth Queen

Purple Patch

yub nub

dirrty

Coyote Ugly

Literally 1984

Back when I lived in upstate new york