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giga fucked 

A whole lot worse than just fucked.
Phone conversation

1st- I got busted for a D.U.I. again
2nd- damn, you're fucked now
1st- It gets worse, we had drugs in the car and the guys in the back were packin' illegal guns......
2nd- HOLY SHIT, you be giga fucked now
giga fucked by Cypher Drak October 13, 2006

Giga-fucked

A condition realized when you go way over your shitty 5GB per month wireless allotment and realize that there is no way you can pay your Sprint bill without taking a second job.
Gamer: well, that download puts me at 37 GB this month, I am giga-fucked.
Giga-fucked by kellygirl2968 September 17, 2010

Gigafuckton 

Currently the largest amount of any given thing. Many times larger than the fuckton, and vastly larger than a shitload or assload.

1 Gigafuckton is equal to...

1x10^3 Megafucktons
1x10^6 Kilofucktons
1x10^9 Fucktons
After not emptying the trash for 3 weeks, I found a gigafuckton of ants living in it.
Gigafuckton by cchriss92 September 20, 2009

gigafucked 

fucked by the order of magnitude times 1000
the computer laid us out in a gigafucked state
gigafucked by jimimbo April 1, 2007

Gigafuck 

I beat the boss, and then he turned into the gigafuck boss and destroyed me.
Gigafuck by Zack_Sawyer1993 October 23, 2014

Gigafuck 

The elevated version of the clusterfuck, yet still below the range of being FUBAR.
"Today's readiness drill was a massive gigafuck."
Gigafuck by otakudude303 June 13, 2022