kellygirl2968's definitions

Facebook Enabler

A person who responds in a Tony Robbins-esque way to blatant posts for sympathy

poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?

facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!

by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010

Limewire Abortionist

The douchebag who waits until your song is 95% completed before cancelling your download.

MusicLover: Hey did you get that Hollywood Undead song I told you about?

PissedOffMusicThief: No, some Limewire Abortionist dicked me with 6 KBs to go!

by kellygirl2968 September 2, 2010

Giga-fucked

A condition realized when you go way over your shitty 5GB per month wireless allotment and realize that there is no way you can pay your Sprint bill without taking a second job.

Gamer: well, that download puts me at 37 GB this month, I am giga-fucked.

by kellygirl2968 September 17, 2010

witextic

A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.

SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!

Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!

SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?

by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010