Definitions by otakudude303

Gigafuck 

The elevated version of the clusterfuck, yet still below the range of being FUBAR.

"Today's readiness drill was a massive gigafuck."

Gigafuck by otakudude303 June 13, 2022

what in the absolute fuck 

The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.

"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"

what in the absolute fuck by otakudude303 October 8, 2018

bait post 

A post on a forum or image board used to deliberately provoke conflict among other posters. Coincides with troll, trolling, or shitposting. The gif below typifies the reaction of a successful shitposter.

Anon 1: "Why are these threads such shit?"
Anon 2: "Because they're full of bait posts that people should know not to fall for by now."

bait post by otakudude303 July 10, 2016