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girkenschplokin 

You will find girkenschplokin in a German dictionary.
girkenschplokin by KylerSN1984 October 19, 2010
Gickems is an term of endearment derived from the series featuring the fictional land of Svassgadhda. It is most commonly used by the geekier members of gen z - as an affectionate way to refer to their close friends/family.
"What's up, Gickems?"
"Aw, she's her Gickems.."

additionally, "Alas... Gickems" (similar to 'oh, god'
Gickems by cobfunding association November 9, 2020

Guckenspechiel 

A Guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, etc...)

It is so called because as of 24.03.10, Guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.
-Did you try googling it?

-Yeah man, but it's a total Guckenspechiel.
Guckenspechiel by roseaposie March 25, 2010

Girkensteins 

n. a derivative of the "Birkenstock" shoe brand most known for its wearers being hippie-esque or obnoxiously preppy. Similar to the sandals Jesus sported, Girkensteins are constructed to outlast long journeys/ mission trips on foot.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)

Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.

Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.

*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
n. "OH sick mosh bro, your Girkensteins are totally phresh DMB O.A.R.!!!!!#$^"

v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."

adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
Girkensteins by Kyle Doiley December 23, 2008
The result of a breeding a chicken and a giraffe
Gicken by Rabybaby09 July 1, 2009

Gicken Pocks 

Genatil warts. Herpes. Infection of the penis and balls.
I had a bad case of Gicken Pocks
Gicken Pocks by Calvin Swemmer October 25, 2008
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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