Urban Dictionary: Semitic

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Family of related languages long spoken across part of western Asia and northern Africa. In antiquity these languages included Hebrew, Aramaic, and Phoenician. The most wide–spread modern member of the Semitic family is Arabic.

As early as 2900 B.C.E., personal names recorded in inscriptions from the northerly cities reveal a non-Sumerian Semitic language.

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semitics

Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.

Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees

Adjective:

Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.

Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.

I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.

Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.

After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price

Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.

That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.

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