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Gibside chair lift 

When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top
Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week
Gibside chair lift by anonymous November 13, 2020
Gibsing: The act of staring intensely at an inanimate object with the intention of having dirty naughty sex with it.
Ex: Christian wont stop gibsing at this guitar. Its curves just makes him want to do it dirty.
Ex: William is still gibsing at his neighbor's car. He just know it has a dirty exhaust pipe and that its calling for his.
Gibsing by JoeMama2233 December 20, 2021
That guy is truly girskis.
girskis by Art Newberry January 21, 2010
Noun: a derogatory term that can be a applied to someone oblivious to their surroundings, recklessly flailing about like a lunatic.

Origin: in reference to the massive genius who got caught smuggling a gibbon into the States by hiding it in a basketball that then rolled away on its own past the feet of a customs officer.
"Hey gibsket, hurry up and put your shoes on, we need to leave!"

"Quit being such a gibsket and make me a sandwich!"

"Sorry I'm late, my boyfriend got lost and was too much of a gibsket to ask for directions."
gibsket by Madame Skullcrusher March 17, 2009
1.Useless chores and assignments which has been assigned by Gibdog
1.Damnit I got gibshit today
2.I'm tired of doing this gibshit!
Gibshit by Abarenbo April 22, 2004
To steal an object that makes you socially awkward or that object has no “practical” use.
Chad: “George just Gibuskied the 3D glasses from cinema again.”
Tania: “ Why would he even take them?”
Gibuski by VVSP December 18, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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