Ghost beat 

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.

My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.

Ghost beat by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017

beat the ghost 

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.

Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.

beat the ghost by Emupudding September 15, 2008

Ghostbrate 

when you think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket but it actually doesn't

dude i totally went to check my phone because i thought i had a text but it was just a ghostbrate

Ghostbrate by millerchill April 25, 2010

ghostbating 

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008

GhostBear 

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.

Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!

GhostBear by J. January 17, 2004

Ghostmeat 

When you have the feeling something is stuck in the back of your throat, in your teeth, or in other parts of your mouth, but no matter how much you try you cannot find the particle causing the problem; that particle is called ghostmeat.

"I got this ghostmeat in my mouth and I can't get it out."

Ghostmeat by FlannelVixen January 3, 2017