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Ghost beat 

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.
My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.
Ghost beat by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017
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beat the ghost 

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.
Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.
beat the ghost by Emupudding September 15, 2008

Ghostbrate 

when you think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket but it actually doesn't
dude i totally went to check my phone because i thought i had a text but it was just a ghostbrate
Ghostbrate by millerchill April 25, 2010

ghostbating 

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.
No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.
ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008

GhostBear 

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.
Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!
GhostBear by J. January 17, 2004

Ghostmeat 

When you have the feeling something is stuck in the back of your throat, in your teeth, or in other parts of your mouth, but no matter how much you try you cannot find the particle causing the problem; that particle is called ghostmeat.
"I got this ghostmeat in my mouth and I can't get it out."
Ghostmeat by FlannelVixen January 3, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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