by J. August 24, 2004

Maybe the best rapper ever. Despite being white, (in songs like "White America" and other places, a question is raised as to whether this may be BECAUSE of, instead of DESPITE being white) Eminem has sold more than any other hip-hop artist ever. He started off poor in Detroit, and released two Albums to no real breakout success - "Infinity" and "The Slim Shady EP". Then he was discovered by Dr. Dre, and soon released "The Slim Shady LP" under a actual record label - a first for him. He has since gone on to sell over 80 million with subsequent "The Marshal Mathers LP", "The Eminem Show", and "Encore", among other side projects. There was a movie based on his early life, 8 Mile.
Eminem may not have had an impact on the formation of today's rap like 2pac did, but when all is said and done, he's probably changed it more.
by J. May 13, 2005

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)
by J. April 02, 2003

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.
by J. March 18, 2005

K: slkeiirekke J: Rewind!
Being at this place makes me rewind to 93
Being at this place makes me rewind to 93
by J. April 02, 2003

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*
by J. August 28, 2004

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.
by J. October 30, 2003
