J.'s definitions

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

Maybe the best rapper ever. Despite being white, (in songs like "White America" and other places, a question is raised as to whether this may be BECAUSE of, instead of DESPITE being white) Eminem has sold more than any other hip-hop artist ever. He started off poor in Detroit, and released two Albums to no real breakout success - "Infinity" and "The Slim Shady EP". Then he was discovered by Dr. Dre, and soon released "The Slim Shady LP" under a actual record label - a first for him. He has since gone on to sell over 80 million with subsequent "The Marshal Mathers LP", "The Eminem Show", and "Encore", among other side projects. There was a movie based on his early life, 8 Mile.

Eminem may not have had an impact on the formation of today's rap like 2pac did, but when all is said and done, he's probably changed it more.

by J. May 13, 2005

hoopshot

Taking a girl in the arse!

I got a hoopshot last night

by J. August 13, 2003

harvard

Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.

by J. March 18, 2005

russian

getting drunk on vodka

I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian

by J. April 2, 2003

saget

dork, aka Bob Saget

You look like a saget in those velcro shoes

by J. April 2, 2003