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Definitions by Emupudding

beat the ghost 

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.
Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.
beat the ghost by Emupudding September 15, 2008