Geymp

Geymp is an acronym for the words: go eat your moms pussy
Can also be said as gee-mp
Used as a comeback in a rude way ofton said in a joking way between friends too

Bill: hey Tim gimme your lunch money
Tim: geymp
Bill: hah I allready did.
Next sentence
Anna: hey ho I want to take ur wig
Bella: gee-mp

by Sigma_Sarah July 3, 2025

GLYMP

Acronym for Go Lick Your Mum's Pussy. Normally used as an insult towards young males.

Person 1: Don't Direspect my family!
Person 2 : Fuck you (person 1)! GLYMP!

by sincomplex August 25, 2013

gymposter

Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.

Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevin never works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.

by jimbobf July 26, 2011

gympress

Gratuitously referencing the fact that one "works out", at every available opportunity.

Stop gympressing us Mike. Nobody wants to see your guns.

by RichieRicardo September 1, 2017

GEMPUS

a strange autocorrect experienced on some phones. Usually when people become inebriated, this gets typed instead of the intended word which is grumpy when sending a text message. Thus, it has become a synonym of grumpy

I'm sick of this bar, these people are making me GEMPUS

by patrickrl April 7, 2021

gympuff

The smallest, skinniest guy at the gym.

A skinny person, usually undefined, who has no business being at the gym.

An undefined weightlifter who is to thin to be taken serious.

That gympuff couldn't lift 10 lbs.

Like that guy can really lift weights, what a gympuff!

by Cheeks1128 February 4, 2010

gympostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

aka workout impostor

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a gympostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by rjking91 April 1, 2011