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getting my dick wet 

Inserting a penis into a wet vagina
I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.
getting my dick wet by Blowkush November 24, 2013

getting your dick wet 

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
getting your dick wet by bongoman January 1, 2008

getting the dick wet 

it is another term for having sex for a male. in other words its when your pentatrate your twat-sickle in the vagina and then it is wet
matt was at kelly's house getting the dick wet and having a good time
getting the dick wet by n8ball April 27, 2006

getting your dick touched 

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

my dick is getting fucking hard

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

Getting a Big Dick 

Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."

Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."

Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"

Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"

or:

"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."