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I'm willing to get closer if you are
when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
I'm willing to get closer if you are by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
tryna get chose
tryna get chose by John Claude di Ronaldi May 28, 2011
A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed
A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed by NIS April 26, 2013
CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED
WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."
WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED by SENRYAN July 24, 2009
get out of the closet
get out of the closet by person who got out of it May 26, 2009
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