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The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016
Our lord and saviour geesus way the lead singer of my chemical romance , the perfect bean
geesus is our lord and saviour now bow down to him this is the holy emo church *yeets black parade jackets*
The savior of the broken the beaten and the damned
Geesus: he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned?
Emo kid: *cries in g-note*
Geesus by unsureofthetimes February 1, 2021
the polite way to blapheme God's name
geesus! like god damn it
geesus by machinegorillaz January 26, 2004
a term that emo people use to describe Gerard Way, the lead singer of the emo band "My Chemical Romance", as Jesus himself because Gerard Way is Jesus. If you disagree with Geesus, you can meet me behind your local Walmart at 3:00 am so I can fight you.
person 1: "geesus is the best vocalist of the emo music genre!"
a random bitch: "Gerard Way isn't Jesus, he's just a vocalist that sings about his dead grandmother a lot."
person 1: "COME AT ME BITCH-YOU WANNA SQUARE UP??? MEET ME BEHIND THE LOCAL WALMART TONIGHT AT 3 AM"
geesus by thecrustyemo May 16, 2023

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)
"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"
geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017
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