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taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.
My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!
Gerping by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025
The first step involves using a tool such as a speculum or pliers to spread the uretra. The Second involves spiting into the opened urethra and removing the tool slowly letting it drip out or, if one is in a rush, squeezing out the spit.
Gerping can help balance ones inner penis monster.
Gerping by Dr. Frot May 18, 2025
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Gerping Nub 

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.
Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."
Gerping Nub by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020
A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.
Chris loves a good gurping session.
Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020
(n.) a ferret
omg your gerpin is so cute!”
gerpin by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018
To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.
What are they all gorping at?
gorping by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Geringverdiener 

A Geringeverdiener is a austrian or someone with low income,
(ger.)Bruder Österreicher sind solche Geringverdiener!
Geringverdiener by Zuwumix November 13, 2021
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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