Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gerping

The first step involves using a tool such as a speculum or pliers to spread the uretra. The Second involves spiting into the opened urethra and removing the tool slowly letting it drip out or, if one is in a rush, squeezing out the spit.

Gerping can help balance ones inner penis monster.

by Dr. Frot May 18, 2025

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.

Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."

by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

gerpin

(n.) a ferret

“omg your gerpin is so cute!”

by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018

gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Geringverdiener

A Geringeverdiener is a austrian or someone with low income,

(ger.)Bruder Österreicher sind solche Geringverdiener!

by Zuwumix November 13, 2021