When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.