German chocolate 

A mix of german and black

"My father is german and my mother is black, so that makes me german chocolate."

German chocolate by Santana Marie July 16, 2006

German Chocolate 

A pet name for songwriter Martin Gore, ie:
German= Heritage, a language he speaks, and where he lived for a while in the 80's

Chocolate= His father is of black decent

Martin Gore is my sexy peice of German Chocolate!

German Chocolate by DWG September 10, 2008

german chocolate funnel cake 

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

german chocolate funnel cake by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

German chocolate cake coffee 

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

German chocolate cake coffee by library crew September 28, 2006

german chocolate poundcake 

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

german chocolate poundcake by smashedflat December 16, 2007

german chocolate cake 

After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.

I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.

german chocolate cake by Count Flatula November 19, 2013

German chocolate bar 

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

German chocolate bar by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011