Geobear is an incredible mutant of the human being species with high standards and loyal qualities. Its beautiful physique is undeniable and gracious. Discovered on November the 7th, 1989, it has blessed the world with beautiful emerald eyeballs and wit. It is most popular for its strange humour; such sarcastic remarks are, in reality, most genius. Also, Geobear can't seem to properly pronounce T's.

Catherine: "Hey, what are we doing at the train station?"
Geobear: "We're just going to London on the choob."
Catherine: "The WHAT?!"
Geobear: "The CHOOB!"

Geobear by Catherine Ubiera May 27, 2008

Related Words

Geriobear • Gerri oBEARDie • gerbear • Geobear • Gerobarbie • Ger Bear Stare • germy bear • Gert bear squatter • Giro Beard • gerio-erotic asphyxiation

Gerobarbie

Noun: a women of well advanced years who attempts to dress as if she were a teenager.

"look at that grandma in the low rise jeans, knee high boots and Hollister tee-shirt. What a Gerobarbie!"

Gerobarbie by big daddy RN December 3, 2011

gerbear

Short for geriatric bear. An old person that doesn't understand the youth.

Wow, Adrian is such a gerbear. He doesn't even use TikTok. - J

gerbear by Swiftiehater June 9, 2023

Gerbear

Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear

When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.

Gerbear by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026