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Geriobear 

The opposite of Pedobear. Originates from the word geriophile, meaning one who is attracted to elderly folks age 70 or older.
If you're attracted to Clint Eastwood and would like to join a club honoring his sexual abilities, junk, and wrinkly skin, you are a Geriobear fan.
Geriobear by Shannime April 8, 2010
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Geobear is an incredible mutant of the human being species with high standards and loyal qualities. Its beautiful physique is undeniable and gracious. Discovered on November the 7th, 1989, it has blessed the world with beautiful emerald eyeballs and wit. It is most popular for its strange humour; such sarcastic remarks are, in reality, most genius. Also, Geobear can't seem to properly pronounce T's.
Catherine: "Hey, what are we doing at the train station?"
Geobear: "We're just going to London on the choob."
Catherine: "The WHAT?!"
Geobear: "The CHOOB!"
Geobear by Catherine Ubiera May 27, 2008
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Gerobarbie

Noun: a women of well advanced years who attempts to dress as if she were a teenager.
"look at that grandma in the low rise jeans, knee high boots and Hollister tee-shirt. What a Gerobarbie!"
Gerobarbie by big daddy RN December 3, 2011
Short for geriatric bear. An old person that doesn't understand the youth.
Wow, Adrian is such a gerbear. He doesn't even use TikTok. - J
gerbear by Swiftiehater June 9, 2023
Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear
When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.
Gerbear by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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