Geobear

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Geobear is an incredible mutant of the human being species with high standards and loyal qualities. Its beautiful physique is undeniable and gracious. Discovered on November the 7th, 1989, it has blessed the world with beautiful emerald eyeballs and wit. It is most popular for its strange humour; such sarcastic remarks are, in reality, most genius. Also, Geobear can't seem to properly pronounce T's.

Catherine: "Hey, what are we doing at the train station?"
Geobear: "We're just going to London on the choob."
Catherine: "The WHAT?!"
Geobear: "The CHOOB!"

Geobear by Catherine Ubiera May 27, 2008

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geebear

A term loosely used for Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, by fans.

Aw, looks it's Geebear.

Geebear, Happy Birthday!

geebear by My Chemical Romance fan July 12, 2007

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Geobar

foodstuff made from moss and debris found on woodland floors. contains no nutritional value, just seeds and stuff.
eaten mainly by drug addicts who live in bushes and make nests from weed.

guys, guys, guys! wow.....who wants a geobar guys?! wow i just had the feeling i was falling or was a duck or something...wow

Geobar by lizzie wisbey April 18, 2008

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Goobear

Gummy Bear. Phrase used to call some one silly.

I love the green goobears.
You silly goobear.

Goobear by Mr. Incredible Awsome February 16, 2008

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gerbear

Short for geriatric bear. An old person that doesn't understand the youth.

Wow, Adrian is such a gerbear. He doesn't even use TikTok. - J

gerbear by Swiftiehater June 9, 2023

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Gerbear

Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear

When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.

Gerbear by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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