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Geobear is an incredible mutant of the human being species with high standards and loyal qualities. Its beautiful physique is undeniable and gracious. Discovered on November the 7th, 1989, it has blessed the world with beautiful emerald eyeballs and wit. It is most popular for its strange humour; such sarcastic remarks are, in reality, most genius. Also, Geobear can't seem to properly pronounce T's.
Catherine: "Hey, what are we doing at the train station?"
Geobear: "We're just going to London on the choob."
Catherine: "The WHAT?!"
Geobear: "The CHOOB!"
Geobear by Catherine Ubiera May 27, 2008
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A term loosely used for Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, by fans.
Aw, looks it's Geebear.

Geebear, Happy Birthday!
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foodstuff made from moss and debris found on woodland floors. contains no nutritional value, just seeds and stuff.
eaten mainly by drug addicts who live in bushes and make nests from weed.
guys, guys, guys! wow.....who wants a geobar guys?! wow i just had the feeling i was falling or was a duck or something...wow
Geobar by lizzie wisbey April 18, 2008
Gummy Bear. Phrase used to call some one silly.
I love the green goobears.
You silly goobear.
Goobear by Mr. Incredible Awsome February 16, 2008
Short for geriatric bear. An old person that doesn't understand the youth.
Wow, Adrian is such a gerbear. He doesn't even use TikTok. - J
gerbear by Swiftiehater June 9, 2023
Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear
When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.
Gerbear by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024
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