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Short for geriatric bear. An old person that doesn't understand the youth.
Wow, Adrian is such a gerbear. He doesn't even use TikTok. - J
gerbear by Swiftiehater June 9, 2023
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Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear
When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.
Gerbear by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
A term loosely used for Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, by fans.
Aw, looks it's Geebear.

Geebear, Happy Birthday!

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
Gerber Fuck by willvery March 3, 2017

Gerber Sauce 

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.
Gerber Sauce by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

Gerber Slurper 

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.
That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.
Gerber Slurper by Big booty G November 8, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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