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Gerbilitis

That gross moment when your friend tries to make a move on you.
Eww, that's total gerbilitis goin' down there.
by Cake-Chan <3 June 5, 2010
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gerbilizing

Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:

- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe

One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.

It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.

--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..

-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.

--Dude..
by Teve Torbes March 7, 2008
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gerbicitis

A disease that slowly gerbifies the body
I suffer from gerbicitis
by Dewbie69 October 22, 2023
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Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.
Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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Gerbiltastic

Something that feels so good it gives you a tingling sensation in your arse.
Emily gave me the best fucking blowjob last night it was gerbiltastic.
by toemouse January 18, 2010
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Gerbilising

The act of surfing the internet with a gerbil lodged in your rectum
Richard Gere is my hero. He's a gerbilising fiend.
by Cha! Said te Kitty July 10, 2009
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gerpititis

noun - when a girl is such a whore that she probably has more than a few nasty stds. the word is a contraction of gonorrhea, herpes, and hepatitis.
A: Dude, Amanda said she'd fuck me for free!
B: Don't do it! She's got gerpititis so bad it'll make your cock fall off!
by conor s. December 14, 2008
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