gessilitis 

Nobody actually knows. It's some sort of mysterious force or figure that never appears on search engine platforms, known only by some random website that doesn't even appear on search engines either. All we know is that it's currently sleeping, and is known to like water and has one big eye that is disguised as a pool of silver liquid.

The search for the gessilitis was nearly impossible. Nobody knew where to start.

gessilitis by Strange Words January 2, 2020

Gerbilitis

That gross moment when your friend tries to make a move on you.

Eww, that's total gerbilitis goin' down there.

Gerbilitis by Cake-Chan <3 June 5, 2010