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gerpititis

noun - when a girl is such a whore that she probably has more than a few nasty stds. the word is a contraction of gonorrhea, herpes, and hepatitis.
A: Dude, Amanda said she'd fuck me for free!
B: Don't do it! She's got gerpititis so bad it'll make your cock fall off!
gerpititis by conor s. December 14, 2008
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gerbicitis 

A disease that slowly gerbifies the body
I suffer from gerbicitis
gerbicitis by Dewbie69 October 22, 2023
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genititis 

Inflammation of the genitals, often worse at the opening of the urethra.
He was unsure if his genititis resulted from masturbating with body wash or was sexually transmitted.
genititis by genititis June 30, 2020

GUAPITITIS 

1)I AM ALWAYS GETTING MONEY, I THINK I HAVE GUAPITITIS.
2) GUAPITITIS IN MY PALM, THATS MONEY GETTING SYNDROME.
GUAPITITIS by SPACEBABY WAYNE March 16, 2015

Gerbilitis

That gross moment when your friend tries to make a move on you.
Eww, that's total gerbilitis goin' down there.
Gerbilitis by Cake-Chan <3 June 5, 2010

genititis 

1) To have both genital warts AND hepatitis at the same time
2) Any disease Joe Patton currently has or will have.
3) PWNED
Don't kiss him, he has genititis of the throat
genititis by Yo Grandmama February 4, 2007

Herpititis 

When you start losing your hearing from one of your ears and constantly bleeding from your nose caused by evil witches casting a spell mostly common in third world countries this spell will rot your penis
‘Yo man just came back from a hammam but I be feeling a bit deaf on my left ear’

‘Could be herpititis bro you need to check that out’
Herpititis by ItsFunnyCosHisFat February 3, 2020
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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