gerpititis

noun - when a girl is such a whore that she probably has more than a few nasty stds. the word is a contraction of gonorrhea, herpes, and hepatitis.

A: Dude, Amanda said she'd fuck me for free!
B: Don't do it! She's got gerpititis so bad it'll make your cock fall off!

by conor s. December 14, 2008

gerbicitis

A disease that slowly gerbifies the body

I suffer from gerbicitis

by Dewbie69 October 22, 2023

genititis

Inflammation of the genitals, often worse at the opening of the urethra.

He was unsure if his genititis resulted from masturbating with body wash or was sexually transmitted.

by genititis June 30, 2020

GUAPITITIS

MONEY GETTING SYNDROME

1)I AM ALWAYS GETTING MONEY, I THINK I HAVE GUAPITITIS.
2) GUAPITITIS IN MY PALM, THATS MONEY GETTING SYNDROME.

by SPACEBABY WAYNE March 16, 2015

Gerbilitis

That gross moment when your friend tries to make a move on you.

Eww, that's total gerbilitis goin' down there.

by Cake-Chan <3 June 5, 2010

genititis

1) To have both genital warts AND hepatitis at the same time
2) Any disease Joe Patton currently has or will have.
3) PWNED

Don't kiss him, he has genititis of the throat

by Yo Grandmama February 4, 2007

Herpititis

When you start losing your hearing from one of your ears and constantly bleeding from your nose caused by evil witches casting a spell mostly common in third world countries this spell will rot your penis

‘Yo man just came back from a hammam but I be feeling a bit deaf on my left ear’

‘Could be herpititis bro you need to check that out’

by ItsFunnyCosHisFat February 3, 2020