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gerbicitis 

A disease that slowly gerbifies the body
I suffer from gerbicitis
gerbicitis by Dewbie69 October 22, 2023
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genititis 

Inflammation of the genitals, often worse at the opening of the urethra.
He was unsure if his genititis resulted from masturbating with body wash or was sexually transmitted.
genititis by genititis June 30, 2020

GUAPITITIS 

1)I AM ALWAYS GETTING MONEY, I THINK I HAVE GUAPITITIS.
2) GUAPITITIS IN MY PALM, THATS MONEY GETTING SYNDROME.
GUAPITITIS by SPACEBABY WAYNE March 16, 2015

Gerbilitis

That gross moment when your friend tries to make a move on you.
Eww, that's total gerbilitis goin' down there.
Gerbilitis by Cake-Chan <3 June 5, 2010

genititis 

1) To have both genital warts AND hepatitis at the same time
2) Any disease Joe Patton currently has or will have.
3) PWNED
Don't kiss him, he has genititis of the throat
genititis by Yo Grandmama February 4, 2007

Herpititis 

When you start losing your hearing from one of your ears and constantly bleeding from your nose caused by evil witches casting a spell mostly common in third world countries this spell will rot your penis
‘Yo man just came back from a hammam but I be feeling a bit deaf on my left ear’

‘Could be herpititis bro you need to check that out’
Herpititis by ItsFunnyCosHisFat February 3, 2020
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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