Geoph 

Weirdo who thinks his nama Jef but it's actually Geoph. Enjoys rimjobs and Alabama melt . Favourite treat is toes.
Thinks the moon is actually real.
Likes to eat dirt

You typically find the common Geoph balls deep in his leather couch

Geoph by Minister of Kek April 20, 2018

gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

pocket gopher by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass 

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

gopher ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

geohypochondriac

a person who equates minor disturbances happening in one (typically, his or her) part of the country, with cataclysmic events that have happened or are happening in other parts of the world.

Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.

geohypochondriac by Arborealizer August 26, 2011

geoplex

A Melodic Drum and Bass as well as Dubstep artist from Australia. Geoplex uses FL Studio 20 and makes hella sick beats. He's currently commissioned by Last Abyss making the soundtrack to their game Space Pulse.

"Did you hear the new Geoplex track?"
"Nah dude, I thought he stopped uploading, haven't heard anything from him in years"

geoplex by Xyanp June 28, 2019