Geofficient
A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".
Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.
Geofficient by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021
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Geoffinition
It’s Geoff’s take on shit. Or Jeff’s. Or anyone’s. Use your own name but if there is not an “eff” at the end it probably won’t work It’s my definition of a word, which could be factual, or not. It makes the word mine.
Geoffinition by The Moonlighter November 20, 2021
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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