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Geofficient 

A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".
Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.
Geofficient by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021
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Geoffinition 

It’s Geoff’s take on shit. Or Jeff’s. Or anyone’s. Use your own name but if there is not an “eff” at the end it probably won’t work It’s my definition of a word, which could be factual, or not. It makes the word mine.
That idiot had no idea what the word meant
so he made up his own geoffinition.
Geoffinition by The Moonlighter November 20, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004