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A very unique name that only 1 person own this very legendary, wonderful, beautiful, graceful and very unique name
Who is that fine babe?
Are you talking to me?
Is there any other GELRIO around here?

Nganong gwapo man ka?
You mean "GELRIO?"
Gelrio by Genny Bear-Sama July 18, 2022
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geriophile 

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
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Stems from the name Rogelio. Used as a nickname.
Gelio is the best boyfriend and I love him to death!
Gelio by Gelio's girlfriend August 11, 2010
When a boy and or man has a day or a few days with uncontrollable mood swings causing them to act like a little bitch or make them act like a girl and or woman on their period
Yo why is Jerry bitching? Is he on his Geriod?

geriocracy 

A form of government in which the elected officials are at or have far exceeded geriatric status. Both physically and with their schools of thought, sensibilities, and are overall completely out of touch with the current times and matters they discuss or debate and make critical decisions about.
After the election of Joe Biden snd watching that trial of the Tik-Tok CEO held by congress people who couldn’t connect a computer to home WiFi, America is undoubtedly a Geriocracy
geriocracy by sergentsativa March 23, 2023

gerio-erotic asphyxiation 

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.
An Average guy, who moves around a lot and may play minecraft
"Have you seen Gerion?"
"Who?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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