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geld by Teacher Alfenas June 7, 2017
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Geld Weld
Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.
In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.
Geld Weld by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011
Geldmyer
Geldmyer by Rob sandirt January 17, 2008
geldard
A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006
Lucy Gelderbloem
The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.
Lucy Gelderbloem by Qwwetg March 23, 2020
Geldard
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.
Geldard by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019
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