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Someone so totally uber smart that he/she makes other geniuses go "geez!" and is known to temporarily elude description due to his/her awesomeness

Genius #1 "That dude got 350 in an exam marked out of a 100

Genius #2 "yeah and I hear he can devide by zero, during sleep"

Genius #3 "Geezius!"

Non-Genius "blasphemy is not cool dude, not cool"

Geezius by Baniroquai Rewo May 21, 2011

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Geezus

Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.

Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!

Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009

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GEEZUS

word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.

RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!

GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

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Geezus Christ

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018

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GEEZUS!

Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).

"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"

GEEZUS! by thatdude327 September 25, 2011

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GEEZUS BALLZ

Definition: Good Grief

Geezus Ballz it's cold outside!!!

GEEZUS BALLZ by Frank & Cowpaddy October 3, 2016

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Geezus

an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation

Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?

Geezus by Brain the Bran Muffin March 3, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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