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geekiest 

Adj:
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
Normal Person:
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?

Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...

Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
geekiest by Tasomaniac August 22, 2008
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A condition which results from an excess of literature abuse, overdosing in ICT and general love of gadgetry.
It can be terminal, and possibly damaging to your social activities.
In some cases, it can be highly contagious. Look out for tight items of clothing, and glasses which make the eyes appear larger than they seem.
that person must have a bad case of geekism.
geekism by kimbo5 May 25, 2006
Language spoken by the geeks. Normaly consists out of large number of acronyms and technical terms. Speeds up conversation especialy when it takes place online.
I speak geekish fluently...
geekish by MeanEYE October 20, 2006
Someone so totally uber smart that he/she makes other geniuses go "geez!" and is known to temporarily elude description due to his/her awesomeness
Genius #1 "That dude got 350 in an exam marked out of a 100

Genius #2 "yeah and I hear he can devide by zero, during sleep"

Genius #3 "Geezius!"

Non-Genius "blasphemy is not cool dude, not cool"
Geezius by Baniroquai Rewo May 21, 2011
An extremely small or extremely large penis found on a nerdy, dorky person.

A Geekis can only be found on a nerd or dork or geek that has no life and spends 24/7 playing World of Warcraft or something along those lines.
When Clark got his pants ripped off, I could not believe the size of his penis. It was a Geekis!
Geekis by Ruddz March 15, 2010

Geekus maximus 

A geek with an extremely high level of geekiness, in other words a super geek, or the geek of all geeks.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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