Adj:
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
Normal Person:
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your housedoor, and start your car?
Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...
Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
A condition which results from an excess of literature abuse, overdosing in ICT and general love of gadgetry.
It can be terminal, and possibly damaging to your social activities.
In some cases, it can be highly contagious. Look out for tight items of clothing, and glasses which make the eyes appear larger than they seem.
Language spoken by the geeks. Normaly consists out of largenumber of acronyms and technical terms. Speeds up conversation especialy when it takes place online.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.