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Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.
Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!
Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009
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word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.
RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!
GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

Geezus Christ 

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018
1. A word said to avoid taking the lord's name in vain; an exclamation
Geezums, Jake is such loser!

Geezums you just popped up outta nowhere.
geezums by Carissa June 28, 2004
Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).
"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"
GEEZUS! by thatdude327 September 25, 2011

GEEZUS BALLZ

Geezus Ballz it's cold outside!!!
GEEZUS BALLZ by Frank & Cowpaddy October 3, 2016
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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