GEEZUS!

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Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).

"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"

GEEZUS! by thatdude327 September 25, 2011

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Geezus

Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.

Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!

Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009

Related Words

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GEEZUS

word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.

RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!

GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

Geezus

an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation

Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?

Geezus by Brain the Bran Muffin March 3, 2011

Geezus

He's da man. We often invok him when something is intense.

Geezus!Right there, what a gorgeous chick.

Geezus by Greg M'bala bala August 19, 2006

Geezus

-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".

points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement

Geezus by Mizz Salty March 17, 2018

Geezus

Another spelling for Jesus. It is used by some non fundamentalist groups that worship or venerate Jesus but want to set there beliefs about him apart from Christian Fundamentalism because they think they are entirly wrong about him.

They believe in Geezus.

Geezus by Judge dredd7 July 31, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026