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Geegling

The act of masturbating so vigorously that one's penis is forcibly removed
John: "Hey have you tried geegling?"

Mark: *unzips* "Yeah, and I don't recommend it"
by KingGeegle May 9, 2024
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Geekling

Both a noun (someone who is a member of Geeks of Gosport) and a verb (describing an activity, Such as Magic The Gathering or Munchkin)
"Your Such a Geekling"
by Mc. Bitchy August 30, 2014
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Geekling

both a noun (someone who isn't a fully grown geek but half way there) and a verb (describing a geekish activity, but one that wouldn't put muggles {= non-geeks} off)
1. I'll introduce you to all my geek friends and in a few weeks you'll be a geekling yourself

2. Q: The weather was fabulous all weekend, we spend all of Sunday on the beach... and you? A: *mumbled* err.. I was just geekling about ...
by JuxTheFirst October 7, 2008
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geekling

Often used in reference to child geeks. Once a geek is about 14, s/he is often treated like an adult, so this term has some limited use.
The elementary school librarian got the geeklings attention when she offered to show them how to set up a wiki to manage their fanfiction project.
by GrayArcadian September 16, 2012
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geeklings

geeklings
group of downright nerds (no not the smart kind, that do well at school) - the group of guys u see hanging around at school talking about how much they love runescape or world of warcraft, they are commonly known to draw lame ass symbols that mean they are going to take over the world, and plot against the normal people.

They also think they are better than everyone else cos they play xbox for 10 hours straight at a sleepover sausage fest
john: Look at those geeklings drool over that picture of world of warcraft!
sally: yeah i know! what LOSERS!
by saynois March 5, 2007
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geelings

Feelings of the vaginal kind. Stems from gee, which is Irish slang for Vagina in certain parts of the country, such as the counties of Laois/Offaly and also in urban centres of cultural taste, such as North Dublin.
Girl 1: My ex dicked me around...but I still have geelings for him, ya know?
Girl 2: I know...you never shut up about you ridin' him. It's called sex with the ex, you sluh.

Girl: I have SUCH a weird geeling!
Boy: Are you on the blob or wha'?
by Miaowmiaow May 15, 2012
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geeling

when a man and a woman have a wonderful night of glorious fucking, the man fucks her so hard, that her cum gets super thick like a jell substance. this may cause the penis to get stuck in the vaginal canal because the vagina is trying to eat the living soul out of this poor dudes dick, thus will teach him a lesson to make sure to pull that 6 inch meat or 2 inch meat (if asian) out before cuming. smiley face.
*woman and man fucking* <man> GURL MY DICK IS STUCK. <woman> BECAUSE ITS GEELING. <man> FINE FINE. ILL PUT MY DICK OUT, GEEZ BITCH.
by fuckfuckcum June 15, 2013
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