Geedong

Geedong: Noun// person, place, thing that is used when chillin with the fellas.

“Let’s go downtown and get some Geedongs & Coffee!!”

Geedong by Lieutenant Superflax June 25, 2023

geelong mall rats

Drug addicted teenagers, or students at Oberon.. Is normally found wearing sluty clothing, or in a fight. They have no respect for anyone or anything, except there sluty boyfriends and girlfriends..

Lets go into town.
Lets not it smells like a geelong mall rats kind of day.

geelong mall rats by EmenintFate96 May 18, 2011

Geelong town rat 

A person that hangs in the middle of geelong near 7/11 and out front of the mall every day

"oh hey stewie what you doing here, oh wait your a Geelong town rat"

-Stewart Brehaut

Geelong town rat by SHAN4-D1x0N May 24, 2011

Geelong Grammar School 

the most expensive private school in australia. It may seem like an elite school, but in reality it has very poor VCE results and many of the students have sub par grades. Also the subject of a Royal Commision into child abuse and is a massive waste of money.

person 1: yo i go to geelong grammar school
person 2: ewww druggie

Geelong Grammar School by xSRGman July 21, 2020

Geelong Lutheren College 

A really really shit school never go there you get detention for no reasons

Geelong Lutheren College is so bad

Geelong Lutheren College by Big chungus the great July 14, 2020

geedonk

a treat, or place/activity of same. Originally candy, soda, sweets, etc. or a place where you can get it. can also be applied to an activity/job that's a treat. Known as a sailor's term.

I got some slack time, I'm going to get me some geedonk.

geedonk by Bob L July 3, 2003

Geelong 

A town in Victoria, Australia which is often subjected to prejudice from cretins who shat themselves when they entered Norlane, ran off, and thus formed their half-arsed opinions based on those experiences.

Contrary to somewhat popular belief, the town is not filled with racist right-wing hicks. If it was, then Melbourne would be the Nashville of Australia.

Of course, like every town, it has it's bad eggs. According to the Victoria Police Crime Statistics, Aug 2008, more than half of the municipalities in Victoria half a worse assault rate per 100,000 people per year than Geelong. For example, Geelong's rate is 559 assaults per year per 100,000 people. The Melbourne CBD rate is 2628.7.

Part of the reason that Geelong's "ghetto lifestyle" has been publicized is because of the Geelong Advertizer in association with The Herald Sun, both News Corp. owned, know that fear and social prejudice sell. Unfortunately, some people are still blinded to Murdoch's tricks.

The real problem with Geelong is (to paraphrase The Clash) are the bourgeois cunts (yes, not every in Geelong is working class, not that that's something shameful) who, instead of feeling bad and trying to help the disadvantaged in the town, make fun. That and the tossers who live in Geelong who call the town a shit hole, then vandalize it beyond recognition. The same can be said for many towns, mind you.

All in all, Geelong is a decent town to live in, one that is constantly expanding and welcomes it. However, it could do with a half decent Mayor for once. 11 Mayor's in 10 years, and we're still stuck with image-centric ideals that never work out.

Bellend - lolz, fuck Geelong, it's full of intolerant wankers.

Un-stereotypical, typical Geelong person - Oh the irony!

Geelong by I Hart Joe October 18, 2008