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Garthy Point
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!
Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!
Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!
Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014
Skrttzy Gertzy
Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi
Skrttzy Gertzy by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019
Big Gertha
What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.
Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.
Big Gertha by Big Gertha October 1, 2014
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Gertay
a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026