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UNCLE: would you like me to tell your dad what you look at on facebook.
COREY: dont worry, my uncles a gazard
UNCLE: would you like me to tell your dad what you look at on facebook.
COREY: dont worry, my uncles a gazard
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1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.
I can’t believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.
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Did you hear what Luke did over the weekend? He worked from home while watching a movie. I hear he wants to raise pigeons too. He is such a galardi.
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