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A rough area on baton rouges southside.HARD SHIT!
Gardere is the scariest part of BR!
Gardere by tiger fan 22595 September 11, 2009

Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS) 

A less familiar Scottish adage used for students:
When a student does poorly on an assignment/test/quiz and is frustrated for the long hours devoted to studying. So frustrated, the student feels the urge to murder the/insert into the teacher responsible with a garden gnome.
student 1: SHIT! 45% WTF? I STUDIED FOR THREE HOURS!
student 2: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
student 1: Sorry, my Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS) flaired up.

Goarders 

Straight women who collects gay men and their social circles.
Now that they've added six more gay men to their social circle Liz and Melinda are officially goarders
Goarders by Mick Rellish January 19, 2012
A Gardere is someone who would kill anyone for a single slice of lasagne
Person 1: Hey look i have some lasagne
Gardere:*stabs* mine
Gardere by DreeDaTree October 15, 2020

guarder [pussy] 

the bottom of a fat women's belly that covers the vagina. the overhang of a women's fat belly.
Monique from the parkers has a mean guarder pussy.
guarder [pussy] by rio det October 8, 2008

Max Gaarde 

a juuler that goes to Lake Central and gets suspended 24/7 for vaping
Wow dude! your such a Max Gaarder
Max Gaarde by Lake Central Buzzeroo November 7, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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