Gaarder

Last name that means "farmer" in Norway. Usually someone who posesses a large tool. Athletic, smart, but can't hold his booze. Can often be found with their head hanging below the porcelin rim. Usually has gas. Sometimes wears a Viking helmet.

He's a good Gaarder.
Man, what a Gaarder

by Richard999 February 3, 2010

Gardere

A rough area on baton rouges southside.HARD SHIT!

Gardere is the scariest part of BR!

by tiger fan 22595 September 11, 2009

Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS)

A less familiar Scottish adage used for students:
When a student does poorly on an assignment/test/quiz and is frustrated for the long hours devoted to studying. So frustrated, the student feels the urge to murder the/insert into the teacher responsible with a garden gnome.

student 1: SHIT! 45% WTF? I STUDIED FOR THREE HOURS!
student 2: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
student 1: Sorry, my Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS) flaired up.

by Fizzle1234561 January 8, 2010

Goarders

Straight women who collects gay men and their social circles.

Now that they've added six more gay men to their social circle Liz and Melinda are officially goarders

by Mick Rellish January 19, 2012

Gardere

A Gardere is someone who would kill anyone for a single slice of lasagne

Person 1: Hey look i have some lasagne
Gardere:*stabs* mine

by DreeDaTree October 15, 2020

guarder [pussy]

the bottom of a fat women's belly that covers the vagina. the overhang of a women's fat belly.

Monique from the parkers has a mean guarder pussy.

by rio det October 8, 2008

Max Gaarde

a juuler that goes to Lake Central and gets suspended 24/7 for vaping

Wow dude! your such a Max Gaarder

by Lake Central Buzzeroo November 7, 2018