Gaystone

An individual who lives further away from his immediate group of friends. This individual usually feels left out, or gets FOMO. (Fear Of Missing Out)

"You guys heading over to Midas? Dammit, looks like I'll be the gaystone."

Gaystone by targatrophy June 19, 2024

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Gaytoned

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.

- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!

Gaytoned by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011

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Gaytones

Gaytones, Also known as 'Zaytones' On roblox, Is known for being just a major gayboy overall. This user is a major cutie pie *winks*

Btw: He looks like a foot :(

Bro look at Gaytones I herd he used to macs!!!!

Gaytones by PleaseKillme420 January 18, 2018

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Garstone

A Garstone is a scenario where a man tries to attract a female by seeming vulnerable or injured, much like Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in the Amazing Spider-Man

Jason: bro did you hear about Logan trying to get with Anna?

Kyle: Nah bro wtf happened

Jason: Bro he was a fucking garstone bro. He told her about his cut on his neck tried making her feel bad for him. He has no game

Garstone by Seabass16yohn April 5, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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